Notting Hill In-laws

when your in-laws, or your significant others' family are some of the most dysfunctional people around but your partner/significant other is completely normal. Taken from the movie Notting Hill and based on the parents of Hugh Grant's character.

man a) I just got married, but also have a big surprise along with the marriage

man's sister: what is it?

man: If you wanted to say that my wife doesn't love me, that's not it.

sister: Stop putting words in the horse's mouth

man (ignoring the interruption): Lol. i just found out I have Notting Hill In-laws. Mother-in-law is a recovering crack addict and and alcoholic, father-in-law has a criminal record for Bernie Madoff style fraud and has already served time and was released, one brother-in-law is currently in jail for helping smuggle illegal Mexican immigrants into The States. You get the picture. However, what is bizarre in all of this is that my wife has no addiction, no criminal record and is completely sane.

sister: Lol. Are you serious?

man: Dead serious.

Notting Hill In-laws by Uncle Dimma November 8, 2012

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Notting Hill Cocktail

The Favourite of wayward celebrities Worldwide;
Just take an appropriate quantity of narcotic drugs (On prescription or not, its fine...), Add alcohol liberally, Then 'gestate' until comatose.
After a time, reflex vomiting will occur. Vomit is the final ingredient for a Notting Hill Cocktail.

-To properly experience The Notting Hill Cocktail, the vomit must then be generously inhaled.
If done correctly, The Notting Hill Cocktail is the experience of a lifetime (-Its the last thing you'll ever do !) Cheers !

The Notting Hill Cocktail Club includes such doyens as Jimi Hendrix, Paula Yates & many, many more Late Greats who recklessly imbibed & choked to death on their own vomit !

Notting Hill Cocktail by Dom Bonpide IV December 1, 2009

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