Top Definition
Something you tell a guy when it's just NOT GONNA HAPPEN. Must be said in a high volume or tone so that all parties within the unit know he's not getting any.
Girl: What are you doing over there... are you getting a CONDOM???
Boy: Ahhhh noooo, just grabbing my wallet... (as he reaches into roommate's nightstand drawer)
Girl: Not. Going. To happen.
by The Moisty January 22, 2010

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