Not Mess

A person, generally female, who refers to her/himself as a Hot Mess, but in reality is not a Hot Mess because they are either not currently a mess or, more likely, they are simply not hot. Typically, the subject is under the mistaken impression they are hot.
(overweight) Girl: I'm super-busy, I've lost my keys, my phone is dead, and I've got a million things to do - I'm a hot mess!

You (to friend, whispering): She's not hot...so really she's a Not Mess.
by Phil-ys March 25, 2013
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The Mess

Drunk as all fuck.
Stumbling around, picking fights with natives on bicycles.
Shaking everyone’s hand.
Holy shit, there goes The Mess leaving the Woodbine again. Why’s he picking fights with that group of natives
by Inbred Jethro July 22, 2019
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messing with

Playing/Joking around with another.
Playing tricks or jokes.
Horseplay.
Misconduct.
Deliberate wrong doing.
To waste time by engaging in aimless activity.
by Consultajf December 14, 2008
mugGet the messing withmug.

Messed

Fucked in the head. No idea about anything. Just Stupid!
You are messed. (with a disgusted look)
by Rich Ferrari November 29, 2003
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mess

You can use the word mess after someone says or does something that's embarrassing, stupid, pathetic, ridiculous, or weird. Honestly can be used after a lot of things. Even sometimes when you don't know what to reply, "mess" might work.
It's so hard to define mess... Mess. Check examples for a better understanding.
Sometimes has a t at the end. (Messt)
#1

xtina: I can't believe that ratchet hoe has the same bag as me!!
nicki: Mess

#2
rus: So yesterday I drunk texted my ex boyfriend
nicki: Mess

#3
abby: *drops phone*
xtina: Mess

#4
nerd: Damn I forgot to do my homework -.-
xtina: Mess
by texasforever June 08, 2014
mugGet the messmug.

as mess

An adverb which denotes a lot, quite a bit or very much.
I am hungry as mess.

It is cold as mess in your room.
by bounce deezy March 09, 2011
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messing

1. The act of interfering with something that is not yours, or
2. To alter, change, use, touch, examine or interact in any way with someone else's property or person.
Hey, stop messing with my stuff, man!
by Just_I August 29, 2005
mugGet the messingmug.