the best person alive. has an incredibly large penis. any person alive that has a jesse in their life is extremely lucky. makes sex incredible
jolene: im so lucky i have a jesse in my life
hailey: what
jolene: yeah bitch i have a jesse
hailey: lucky bastard
hailey: what
jolene: yeah bitch i have a jesse
hailey: lucky bastard
by iiKayla October 28, 2012
a Jesse is a really amazing guy that loves to cook (or is a chef). He can make anyone laugh, and is incredibly hot. Has a nice voice. Easy to talk to and fun to be around.
by Gingy January 31, 2016
A wonderful guy who's loyal to his friends, family, and pets. He loves anything with peanut butter and has a caring heart made of gold. God is always with him.
by Kittiewhittie April 19, 2016
ohkayy , he is crazy , funny , so adorable , and is the best guy friend you will ever find ! he is an awesome guitarist and can play almost anything !
he always makes everybody laugh , even on the worst days ever he can turn yours into the best !
you cant stay mad at him haha .
he is irreplacable and is modern peter pan !
he gives the best advice ever and he is SO SWEET !
he always makes everybody laugh , even on the worst days ever he can turn yours into the best !
you cant stay mad at him haha .
he is irreplacable and is modern peter pan !
he gives the best advice ever and he is SO SWEET !
by one of jesse's besties; July 19, 2009
HAS A VERY FUCKING HUGE COCK he is very sexy and has nice eyes and he is very athletic and he is serious person but sometimes laid back and chill messing with HE MIGHT FUCKING KILL YOU, he gets a lot of girls and date most of them.
Girlfriend: Mom did you see jesse today ?
Mom: Yes i did
Girlfriend: I fucked him earlier he had a huge cock and he was sexy
Mom: OMG CAN I SEE
Mom: Yes i did
Girlfriend: I fucked him earlier he had a huge cock and he was sexy
Mom: OMG CAN I SEE
by SEXYMFK May 29, 2020
An all around amazing guy. He is caring, sensitive, and makes his girl feel like the only one alive. He is a fantastic singer and is awesome on the guitar. Typically good looking. He is absolutely the most amazing guy you will ever meet, and he might quite possibly change your life forever. He is unforgettable.
by distant lover September 1, 2010
A boy who i am completely falling for. A Jesse will never be a dick and will always make you laugh. You can never be bored while with a Jesse.
"Your a total Jesse"
by 2/19 March 10, 2010