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It is an adjective describing the lack of a nose (neither having a protruding nose nor nostrils), usually making a smooth facial surface in the context of noseless characters or people with arrhinia. It can also be used for rhinectomized people and animals, even if they have holes that indicate the surgical removal of the nose.
According to Toriyama, Krillin, while noseless, can just breathe through his skin, and doesn't always have to breathe through his mouth.
noseless by PomeranianFluff September 1, 2026

noseless under-beard 

the ungroomed pubic hair of a female.
Karen decided to shave her noseless under-beard in order to keep an active sex life.
noseless under-beard by Dr. Aba August 14, 2010

Noseless Nixon 

Noseless nixon is when your friend passes out drunk, and one lays his balls in said friend's eye sockets, and penis down the nose, resulting in what looks like bulging eyes and a *hopefully for the pranker* long nose. A picture is then taken. The Prankee's nose is not in sight, and resembles caricatures of richard nixon, thus "noseless nixon". Quite possibly the gayest form of drunk passed out people pranks, and is usually preceded by Sharpie penises and "FAG" being written on the Prankee's face.
"Dude, James passed out last night, and Tony gave him a noseless nixon. It was fucking hysterical, yet shockingly gay."

Noseless Nixon by Treezi Weezi April 21, 2006

Nopeless 

When there is no point in asking because you know the answer will be no
Hey man are you going to get next Saturday night off for skilled? I have to work so I'm pretty sure the answer is nopeless.
Nopeless by Firstry August 23, 2015

Nonseless 

A combination of the words "useless" and "nonsense".
Annoying Nerd: "Did you know that there are 16,000 different types of boogers in your nose?"
Cool Guy: "Man shut up nobody wants to hear your nonseless."
Nonseless by ButtahBean June 26, 2009

Nooseless 

Someone who is so useless, they need a noose so they can get it over with already.
Trump is nooseless.
Nooseless by xxxvirgo November 28, 2019
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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