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A drug infested town on long island, NY full of a bunch of fake rich snobs, drug addicts and nerds. Wack place to live, a few real people and the people who are real arent popular. The girls are hott but there snobby and the drugs are good. Nothing to do out here but drugs and getting into fights.
if u dont mind snobs who wear polos and u like to do drugs then come to northport
by PolandSpringNirrgahz October 10, 2009
A town on the north shore of long island. Home to a lovely park, dock, high school, and a lot of inherently racist white people who often band together to stop any possible encroachment by minority families. The high school is somewhat, but not overwhelmingly comprised of very small tiny boys with shaved heads dressed as street gang members (despite having parents who are private practioners or CPAs and beautiful homes), alternative rock listeners who wear fuzzy old flannel shirts, band/orchestra members who make everyone angry, and a plethora of other students all of whom don't trust eachother since the town itself was built on mistrust, prejudice and greed. Many large, large houses, many of which are on the water, can be seen throughout town as well as a large number of PTA moms (milfs aplenty) who hang out with other PTA moms and act obnoxious or cruel to other PTA moms and use their daughters in high school to spite the daughters of the moms that they don't like.

Also home to the amazing Northport deli.
Wow, Northport is such an incredibly nice and safe place to live... and yet, Northport is a glaring example of exactly what's wrong with the world we live in.
by Psh April 02, 2005
There is alot more to this little town, if you live here you know alot of it. Northport high school, or better known as north'pot' high school is a pertty unique high school with the best art program in ny state, and the "commons." Beautiful harbor and village, still has trolley cart tracks on main street. A million lil dinners and sea worthy resteraunts. People either love it and move back there to raise a family or hate it and wish to burn it to the ground. Stickers on street signs and pot holes galore! go get a half and half with a lmberjack and then u can call urself a northporter...but u have to write on the big foam cup if u want to think ur cool. and anyone who thinks e-npt is better than npt prbably lives in enpt and is jealous. Over priced houses and underpaid teachers. Its great in the summer time if u have a boat. No matter how many people say they hate living in a small town or that its boring id bet money that over half of them deep down probably likes it.
The marching band won the hofstra band competition every year for like 10 years so they changed it to just a band "show" cuz the other schools are mad that northport marching band is awesome.
by iloveirenemcglaughlin October 31, 2005
the greatest place on long island. also refered to as Nopo or Port.
i went down to nopo to pick up a milf, and came back with a lumberjack
by 2fly2walk May 08, 2005
a shity town in florida with abunch of hard ass kids
I live in north port
by guy5667 May 17, 2007
A town in Florida with 75% seniors. The kids think they're hardcore as shit. Maily populated with Blacks, Wannabe Hardcore Scene Kids, & Toothless Rednecks. May occasionally see a naked midget running through town.
Atleast it's not as lame as North Port!
by T.M.F.T November 02, 2009
Beautiful village in Long Island New York part of the greater Huntington Township.

Safe , Friendly place to raise a family. Good Schools , Nice Homes.
Yes expensive, & reguardless of what ignorant children say, there are drugs in every town- i grew up in Northport myself.

When Children grow up & Actually Pay there own bills & pay real taxes(property taxes) & have "seen the world"
they will surely think differently of the quiet little town they think is "racist" or Snobby".
Northport is a beautiful place - yes Unique - But No Different then many other towns & villages in this wonderful Country.
& Remember - When you are young- you think you are the center of the Universe. ... Sigh....

Other Definitions of Northport though Entertaining ..I must Admit - Are Unrealistic & Immature.
Northport New York -A Beautiful Village ,Thats Like a Movie set all year round . Like having your own Secret Paradise.
The Only Crime in " Northport " is from the local misguided/ Bored youth who think they are so different & special .
You know - blown up mail boxes , broken windows, etc. Yes , the 2 crackheads of the town undoubtdly break into some cars & steal a GPS to get $20 bucks .
There always caught eventually- & you will always find out who they are...
Northports village newspaper "the Observer" - has a " No Holes Barred" approach to reporting Crime..
If you get pulled over by the Northport Police - You Will Be In The Local Newspaper & Locally Embarressed . This helps keep a lid on the crime too. Residents all know this & are much more careful these days... maybe its a good thing.(until you're in there yourself lol)
by the occasional resident August 12, 2011