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A mix of douche and n00b. If someone is a noouche then they are the epitome of fail. only to be used in extreme cases.
Guy #1. Shotgun front!!!

Guy #2. What's shotgun?

Guy #1. .................. You are such a noouche. You can walk.
by Mitch359 June 03, 2010