to go for a wee somewhere public because the toilets are too far away
I am bursting and there is mud everywhere, think I need to go for a noodle
by Zimbo-argie June 23, 2012
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Goofball, asshole, a straight clown-ass dude. Mainly used in the Philadelphia area.
Yo that nigga is a straight noodle son.
by slang doc February 11, 2015
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An adult male, specifically in a dating situation, who lacks a backbone. By not being in tune with his emotions and his wants, he will not be able to state intentions and in an attempt to be “nice” will actually be an asshole. He is not a psychopath, a liar or a fuckboi, as he lacks the mental and emotional capacity or understanding needed to be cunning.

Though this word could easily be construed as an insult to someone having a flaccid penis, the term “noodle” is rather a direct reference to an overall whimpy, simple man who doesn’t understand how to take responsibilities for his feelings.
After three months of texting me everyday, meeting my friends, and making future plans, the noodle abruptly ended things by saying “he wasn’t in the emotional place to date and didn’t want to lead me on.”
by Ootheco February 10, 2022
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Def: one who is temporarily acting brainless.
Origin: Inner city Philadelphia schools - as a replacement for the word "plug" which had the same meaning.
by Jen Ragen June 15, 2004
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1. An outrageous and extra person.

2. Someone who enjoys storing clothes, especially socks under their pillow.
I bet that clown over there puts his socks under his pillow at night like a typical Noodle.
by totalshm October 19, 2019
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Asian people, according to the slang of Nik Richie's TheDirty.com
"Yo, that chick smells like noodles."

"She must be part Asian dude"
by joobledotz March 29, 2010
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Noodle is another word for bex
Person #1: hey did you see noodle's outfit today?
Person #2: yeah it was so artsy
Person #1: yeah i wish i could dress more like noodle
by Pusswhip October 11, 2010
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