When you get angry that your spouse isn't cutting the noodles correctly, and then when your son intervenes to calm the situation you get even angrier and create a family scene.
Kai Lan (mum to dad): Awww, you no cut noodle bery well. Me want frie rie instead. You not know anyting!
Son: It's okay mum, don't worry, it's only noodles.
Kai Lan: You no talk! Your father not know how cut noodle. Why I marry him? He cause famiry shame!!!
Son (to sister): Uh oh, look out! Mum is starting her noodle rage again!
Son: It's okay mum, don't worry, it's only noodles.
Kai Lan: You no talk! Your father not know how cut noodle. Why I marry him? He cause famiry shame!!!
Son (to sister): Uh oh, look out! Mum is starting her noodle rage again!
by dantheman123321 May 28, 2011