noobies

(1).Boobies found upon the chest of a noob, most likely a fat one.
(2).Breasts of an obese nerd and/or geek.

Guy 1: Hey dude, look at that nerd run, it's like there's a Best Buy sale going on!
Guy 2: HAHA Yeah! Looks like a nerdy Baywatch episode with his noobies flopping around like that.

by niteC April 27, 2007

noobie

A person who is new at something/ sucks at life in general.

A person who is a ho.

Hilo's are noobie laggers.

by Billup November 6, 2003

Noobieness

What a noob does, What he/she is about, how they act.

Noobieness: When a noob on a site, game or anywhere else, comes in and "noobs up the place". Such as asking questions everyone else knows the answer too, or being a newfag and acting stupid.

noob newbie newfag

by J.S.P. October 18, 2009

noobiful

a noob so pretty that he/she is noobiful.

"Don't hate me cuz I'm noobiful."

by Stu Padasol September 21, 2008

nooby

hottest babe alive

"hey have u seen nooby"
"yeah shes the hottest babe alive"

by lugani May 3, 2022

NOOBIE

A boobie so small, often confused as a nipple.

I was going to go out on another date with Anna, but Im not really into chicks with noobies.

by tablebanker April 9, 2006

noobie

ryan holman and thomas krane

god ryan and thomas...stop being such noobs at halo

by thomas <3 ryan May 3, 2005