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A noob driver is ultimately someone who fails at life.

The following offenders fall into this category:

- Tailgaters

- Chronic lane-changers (because you're the only one who knows what they're doing on the road, right?)

- People who honk as soon as a light turns green.
Did that stupid fuck driving in that over-sized pickup just speed past me after tailgating me for 10 mins only to get stopped at the red light like a noob? What a noob driver.
by Pro Janitor2 February 01, 2010

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