pronounced: (no-ass-at-all) A reference to a non-existent drug that reduces the size of one's ass to almost nothing. Usually said about someone that lacks an ass.
Dude1: What do you guys think about Sally?
Dude2: She needs to stop abusing the noasitol.
Dude3: Definately! Bitch should be in rehab!
Dude2: She needs to stop abusing the noasitol.
Dude3: Definately! Bitch should be in rehab!
by Michael Reschke August 8, 2007
Condition in which a person is complimentary in all areas of the body with the exception of their "backside", "ass", booty, "tail", "rump", "duke", etc.
observing a strappin' young individual, you observe them and finally conclude that they are all gravy except they have no noasitol.
by renith May 26, 2004