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An senile liberal fanaticist. Although his specialization is linguistics he behaves as if that of an expierenced political activist who has actually taken political science and economics as his profession. A propagandist and mud-slinger. Very much the male liberal version of Ann Coulter. Although he does have a very large fan-base it appears that anyone with political power that is not MSNBC believes he is insane and incredibly oppurtunistic. He has transcribed a series of books entailing his incredulous arguements. Most likely a friend of Michael Moore.
"Noam Chomsky is what it's about!" Pronounced Leslie Von Hipster,
"No, he is not," stated Norm Al Persen,
"He is a proffessor at MIT and he has received like ninety honorary degrees, so I wouldn't be talking!" Shouted LVH arrogantly,
"He is a proffessor of linguistics not anything closely related to politics and unversities often give honorary degrees to famed persons for public speaking at their campus," Retorted Norm.
"You probably are a gas-guzzler!" Cried Leslie as he ran away flailing his arms emotionally.
by Oedipus-Rex July 05, 2011
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A raging left wing hypocrite who has made a career out of bad mouthing his own country while enjoying all of the protections and opportunities of citizenship. A walking contradiction who demands wealth redistribution with his speech while greedily hoarding millions of dollars. A blatant fraud who marches with the working class and then returns to his multi-million dollar home to enjoy a lobster tail dinner and an evening of counting gold coins.
If you can talk the talk but you can't walk the walk; you must be a Noam Chomsky.
by Dupaspock Johnson June 06, 2016
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Noam Chomsky is a linguist who doesn't really do anything linguistic anymore because he is too busy with his vile and depraved political musings to contribute anything useful to the world anymore. An anti-social personality and a political finger painter who is worshipped by white middle-class leftists for giving voice to their ideological infantile disorder.
Middle class Leftist: " Noam Chomsky is like sooo deep, man. He's like, you know... he's like a genius or something, you know, man? He's like totally involved in like, important stuff, you know? It's just so cool how he can, like, you know, interpret what birds and chimpanzees are talkin' about based on what they're like SAYING man, you know?"
by RonnieTheGreat January 24, 2009
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Professor of linguistics at MIT. Best known for extreme-left/anarchist critiques of US policy that tend to be angry, sarcastic and offensive to many. Not a Marxist despite what the above definition states. Respected almost universally as a linguist as he revolutionized the field in the 60's. HATED as policy critic by virtually every non-leftist. Also has spoken and written on many other topics. Most cited intellectual alive and 7th most cited intellectual ever (between Frued, 6th and Hegel, 8th). Hero of 14 year old radicals everywhere.
Noam Chomsky should just stick to linguistics.
by J June 26, 2003
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Noam Chomsky is a twat who has discredited his monumental early work in linguistics with more recent crude political polemic.
"This work has no references and is written in a crude and subjective style. Is it copied from Noam Chomsky?"
"Everyone thought I knew what I was talking about, so I ended up looking like a right Noam Chomsky".
by Jesus Christ from Palestine April 12, 2006
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