No your a hooker

Common phrase said in place of a your mom or stuff like that, it comes from the movie Grandmas Boy.

Jeff: I hate you.
Phil: No your a hooker.

by Dylan Elmore December 9, 2007

National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend

Always the second weekend in September. From that Friday to Sundown Sunday, all free passes to cheat on your girlfriend with a hooker.

Hey, I booked us a trip to Vegas for my 21st birthday. The second weekend in September. You know that’s National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend!

by TheLongestDriveEver September 11, 2025