The last month of the Year. In Destroy Dick December, you must masturbate a number of times a day that corresponds to that day. Once on the 1st, Twice on the 2nd, Thrice on the 3rd, etc. Until the 31st, where you must masturbate 31 times in that day.
Jim: "Ready for Destroy Dick December?"
Todd: "No man, after No Nut November, it's going to be SUPER HARD!"
Jim: "What's going to be hard, DDD or your cock?"
Todd: -_-
by IDer Übermensch December 1, 2017
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All girls can’t have dick throughout the month of December. It included dildos as well.
by Serria McLeese November 3, 2019
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You may not take any dick during the month of December with the exception of one chosen person.
I think i’m gonna use my exception for No Dick December on Ricky.
by cameron051smith November 12, 2018
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This event happens right after No Nut November on December 1st nut once then on December 2nd but twice and it keeps going like that until December 31st where you will nut 31 times. But you can only participate in this if you won No Nut November
Yo bro are you ready for Destroy Dick December? Hell yeah bro I'm boutta nut so many times!
by GucciKidLV December 1, 2018
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On th first day of December, you must milk your balls once. On the second day you must milk your balls twice and so on until January first
“It’s Day 3 of destroy dick December and I’m still going.”
by Crusty The Ass Pirate December 1, 2017
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Since the boys have completed no nut November it’s time for all women to rise up and suck their dicks.
Danny: “what are you doing down there?”
Tammy: “sucking your dick”
Danny: “why?”
Tammy: “because it’s Suck Dick December”
by Dicksucker96 October 20, 2019
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