Hetero

Used as a reply to someone who uses gay as an insult and believes they are cool for doing so.

A: That's so gay!
B: You're so freaking hetero. Gosh!

by Liz March 10, 2005

hetero

The disgusting act of inserting a penis into a vagina.

man i just had some great hetero sex.
That's so hetero.

by atensinferno April 11, 2009

hetero

something/someone to be avoided, chastised, criticized, and/or mocked.

tv is so hetero these days, it's completely worthless.

by thatkid March 29, 2005

hetero

someone who does stereotypical hetero-normatives/gender norms. things that heterosexual people have grown accustom to. (also, heterosexuals who are unaware of LGBTQ culture)

girl: i love my boyfriend! i want to cook, clean, and feed him. he's the love of my life! i would never turn lesbian, i love penis tooo much.
gay friend: you're so hetero.

guy: i'm afraid of commitment, i'm not ready to move in with my girlfriend of 6 years.
gay friend: you're so hetero.

by deemfong.h February 16, 2012

No hetero

A phrase a person uses when they do a straight person action

Steve: I heard you fucked Jane yesterday. I thought you were gay.
Brian: it’s ok I said no hetero

by Backed ruffle sandwich June 6, 2018

No hetero

When you to give a complement to the different gender, but don't want to give off romantic feelings.

Boy: You're looking good today no hetero
Girl: Aw thanks

by {I'm_pretty_gay} February 4, 2020

hetero

Basically the same thing as No Homo, but shorter and easier to say.

Man 1: Dude, did you see his ass?
Man 2: You're so gay!
Man 1: Hetero.

by Kevin From Conn July 7, 2009