nissan

what i consider a less reliable honda...that is most common for rust and terrible exhaust problems

"What the F*&K my exhaust just fell off!"

Kid walks into autobody shop

Guy at counter: "What can I do for you today?"

Kid:"I have a nissan"

Guy at counter: "Okay, I take it your car needs some cancer treatment?"

Kid:"Yes:

by idflkjw August 24, 2006

Nissan Altima

A mid-size family car that, for whatever reason, only black people drive on the east coast. It's an anomaly. Malcolm Gladwell would have a field day with it.

There's a white person driving that Nissan Altima! Oh never mind, it's a black person.

by NissanAltimas February 22, 2011

Nissan Altima

The Nissan Altima is a mid-size car that has been manufactured by Nissan since 1992. It is a continuation of the Nissan Bluebird line, which began in 1955.

1st gen 1993–1997
2nd 1997 – July 2001
3rd 2001 – 2006
4th gen2007–2012 (sedan)

2008–2013 (coupe)

5th gen 2012 – 2018
2013–2020 (outside North America and China)

6th gen August 2018 to present.

Now for the real definition,

Nissan Altima , a car owned and driven
By a lot of 304's & baby momma's.

You can't knock their vehicle though
Atleast they ain't walking or taking

The Bus but 9 times outta 10 if a female

Owns one of these she's likely a 304 or

Baby momma.

Nissan Altima , the prefered choice of car

By 304's and baby momma's alike .

by Blu_leef January 19, 2023

nissan altima

The quintessential baby momma car. Usually driven by a black baby momma with a son named Ayden who was most likely conceived in that car. Preaches about not needing a man and how she has it all together but is ran through. She then proceeds to fuck up her and her sons life for a guy who doesn’t even own a car and uses her to bum cigarette money.

“Damn bro I think she’s the one.”

“Dude she drives a nissan altima. She’s not your girl, it’s just your turn.”

by Mirgdorl June 21, 2022

Nissan Pathfinder

A very capable four wheel drive driven by mad men with the flex of a brick. The Pathfinder was legendary. Particularly the R51. It was almost as sexy as the driver. Going places no other 4wd can go. Unfortunately in 2013 the R52 came out as a glorified soccer moms car. A sad end to a capable car.

Dude is that a Nissan Pathfinder

by Jiggywiggyomg February 12, 2019

Mor Nissan

A hot Jewish girl with big tits and a fat ass. Makes you nut in under 60 seconds and got that wet wet.

“Her name is Mor Nissan”
*nuts*

by titenthusiast October 24, 2020

Nissan Qashqai

The Nissan Qashqai or Known in America, the Rouge Sport, is a small car, maybe smaller than the Nissan Juke, if tuned very well, can whip butts of American cars, like the butt kicked vette.
Someone in Europe made a Gtr powered Qashqai that went 222mph and 1100 hp
MSRP: From $21,420
Dimensions: 172″ L x 72″ W x 63″ H
MPG: Up to 25 city / 32 highway
Horsepower: 141 hp
Cargo volume: 19.9 to 22.9 ft³, 53.3 to 61.1 ft³ with seat area
Fuel tank capacity: 14.5 gal

P1-Damn, is that your Nissan Qashqai?
P2- No this is my Rouge Sport
P1- Oh,

by killerPVPmaster November 8, 2017