Nipple Rocket 

Nipple Rocket - A rocket that, once fired, seeks out a random, or predetermined, target's nipples, where once attached is irremovable, even after death. The nipple rocket pulls the target by the nipples, at its own will, in any direction, including but not limited to vertical movements. Eventually there is nothing but nipples being dragged around.

"Brad's nipple rocket launched into space, at 3.5 mach, he didn't make it"

"I've had my nipple rocket for 3 weeks, Fuck it hurts"

Nipple Rocket by FluffyTheRipper April 23, 2009

nipple rocket 

when a girl is horny, her nipples go up like a rocket .

these bitches in the Jacuzzi have nipple rockets .

damm these bitches nipples so hard.

nipple rocket by jazziie29 September 25, 2016

Semi-automatic African Nipple Rockets 

A very large african american women with big nipples that, if provoked, will immediately result in rockets flying out of the nipples. (in semi-automatic form)

Coach: ROCHELLE! WATCH OUT FOR THAT ZOMBIE!!11!!1!
Rochelle: OH LAWDS MAH SEMI-AUTOMATIC AFRICAN NIPPLE ROCKETS BE FIREN!!!!!1
Ellis: OOOOO SHI-

Semi-automatic African Nipple Rockets by omgnipplerockets January 9, 2010

nipple rockets 

big saggie boobies with nipples the size of a wooly rhinoceros's.

" Garrett Hayes' mom has mad nipple rockets!"

nipple rockets by pineapple in the vag August 3, 2009