Top Definition
The act of texting using only one's nipples. Nipples must be small enough to hit the keys and industrious enough to know how to spell.
Girl: did you wish a headache on me because I wouldn't bring you a latte?
Boy: no, breast pain.

Girl: it didn't work, I'm still able to nipple text you.
by Cockmonkey flankers August 05, 2011
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