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ninja bukkake 

ninja bukkake is when yer getting a blowjob and last second you pull back and bukkake on the giver of the blowjob
bob: dude it was funny i ninja bukkake'd in her eye
someone else: lol
ninja bukkake by HeroinBob April 14, 2005

Bukkake Ninja 

A Bukkake Ninja is an Ancient Japanese warrior that uses stealth and cunning to overtly humiliates foes by repeatedly ejaculating upon their faces.

The Bukkake Ninjas used this extreme form of Bukkake to ridicule their opponents in battle. It was common in battle for foes to die by drowning in the ejaculate. This had the effect of demoralizing enemy combatants, while pacifying and assimilating the native females. The conquered females realized the impotence of their male populace as compared to the Bukkake Ninja, thus succumbing and submitting to the power of this rare breed of Ninjas warrior; forcing the dominated males to long periods of Cuckold-dom.
1. "Dude, you’re an insane Bukkake Ninja for what you did to that Pluff’s Mom!"

2. "I'm going to cum all over your face like a Bukkake Ninja!"

3. "I’m a Bukkake Ninja, they never saw me coming."

In Feudal Japan, there was an elevated level of Ninja called a Bukkake Ninja; these were the most feared of all Ninjas, due to their ability to be silent, invisible humiliation warriors. A Bukkake Ninja had standard Ninja training but is said to have had an additional 10 years of exceptionally rigorous training to develop the ability to produce massive streams of ejaculate with very short recovery periods. This ejaculate when produced was then sprayed over their victims face and torsos often without said victim knowing what hit them. They were renowned to have very short recovery periods before inflicting another round of overt humiliation.
Bukkake Ninja by Rowtiger August 31, 2012

Bukake Ninjas

The History of Bukake is well chronicled. However, there is a ommission from the literary record. That is the importance of the Bukake Ninjas.

The Bukake Ninjas used an extreme form of Bukake to ridicule their opponents in battle. In Feudal japan, Bukake Ninjas were the most feared of all enemies, because after a defeat they would take all females from a village, be it mothers, daugthers or grandmothers and force these women into unremitting bukake.

It has been said that because of their rigorous training, Bukake Ninjas possessed an uncanny ability to produce insane amounts of semen, which they squirted over their victims face and torso.

Today, the Bukake Ninjas no longer exist, however their despicable acts shall not be forgotten
1. Dude, your an insane Bukake Ninja for what you did to that girl!
2. I'm going to cum all over your face like a Bukake Ninja!
Bukake Ninjas by El Presidente April 4, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026