ninja drunk

Where one has become so drunk that he/she feels as though he/she has attainted the mystical powers of the ninja.

"Holy shit Billy tried to do a spinning hook kick from the roof and broke his ankle... he must be fucking ninja drunk!"

by BrendanH April 12, 2006

Ninja Drunk

When you are drinking and minute you're fine and the next minute you're waste.

It's when the alcohol sneaks up on you like a ninja.

Yo dude red bull and vodkas get me Ninja Drunk. I never know when they are going to hit me.

I was talking to Emily and everything was fine and then she got Ninja Drunk and could barely walk.

by Sc Smith (zy3n) September 18, 2008

ninja turtle drunk

A severe state of intoxication marked by two main characteristics:

1. The belief that you can challenge and successfully defeat anyone in a fight regardless of their size and or fighting skill.
2. The intense craving for and ravenous consumption of pizza with no concern about toppings, condition or personal health.

Steve was ninja turtle drunk last night... first I saw him try and fight the bouncer when he left the bar, and then he found an old pizza in the dumpster and ate the whole thing. Master Splinter would be have been proud.

by MattyP603 November 11, 2013

Drunk ninja attack

The act of breaking an entry for the sole intent of stealing the batteries of the victims remote.

I've been a victim of a drunk ninja attack! Now I have to get off my lazy a** and change the channel myself...

by UDawesome August 7, 2010

pulling a drunk ninja

N., When someone thinks they're so cool, and tries to do something, but fails epically.

Person 1: Remember when he pulled a drunk ninja?
Person 2: Hahaha! I do! He tried to do a back flip, but landed his ass in the dumpster!
"Drunk Ninja": I saw you pulling a drunk ninja last week!

by Sober Ninja March 6, 2011