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2.
dork, loser, clueless idiot
Albert is a total nine-ball.
by Captain Awesome October 27, 2003
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1.
an unbelievably stupid person
Did you see that nineball? He thought he could hit on that big dude's girlfriend!
by Mr White January 25, 2005
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3.
Uninformed, often slow, person whose hobbies include talking about things they don't actually know about. Envies and emulates those that do.

Definition comes from billiards. Being "behind the 8-ball" where one has no shot. Hence Nine Ball.
Video Gamer: "I wish I was a soldier in real life. I'd go full-auto all day."

Soldier: "What about the ammo?...fucking Nine Ball"
by goldengirlsblows January 07, 2011
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