by crazebux January 29, 2020
Thinks of himself as the next Ross from Friends. But secretly is actually nicholas cage. Has a afro and is living in the 1970s, wears black specs and brags about his blindless. Josef Stalin is jealous about his communist manisfesto.
No way! Its the ruthless dictator Nicholas Cheng! Run away everyone, before his rpg nukes your town too!
by plantlord420 March 17, 2021
Nicholas wilkos is a ultra chad he can take any boys girlfriend with a look at her face. Nicholas wilko's real name is nicholas gigantocockus wilkos. nicholas wilkos has the pecs the size of the twin towers he can pick up the whole country of germany russia and poland and combine them into one super continent in the shape of his face.
by yourdadfatlmao February 9, 2022
A small man with a large head and a man of pathetic intelligence. He is built like a baby gazelle on steroids and has the sporting prowess of a dead hedgehog
by Bongoman69 August 13, 2023
The best defender in the whole of soccer history and will always stop every striker who wants to score or get past him. He also is very intelligent and never fails in anything.
by Nicö December 8, 2016