Neymar Effect

When you hate someone's guts, yet you still want to fuck them brainless.

Person 1: "Wow, I hate Justin Bieber but I'd definitely fuck him!"
Person 2: "That's called the Neymar Effect."

by Thibaut July 21, 2014

doing a neymar

To fall and keep rolling over at the slightest of contact so the referee books the opposition

Brazil's no.10 is doing a neymar again. The Mexican defender had the slightest of contacts and he rolls over a few times, clutching his foot in agony like a drama queen

by Football Legend July 4, 2018

neymar rolling

The Brazilian soccer player Neymar is the focus of an onslaught of mockery for his habit of hurling himself to the ground and rolling to cry foul.

In the 2018 World Cup Round of 16, when Neymar reacted to an apparent brush on the ankle as if he'd been shot, and launched into a prolonged display of writhing that outshone even the most theatrical of professional wrestlers.

Stop your neymar rolling!

by 寺山修司 July 7, 2018

Pulling a Neymar

To act dramatically without a reason in order to get attention or special treatment

She didn't hurt herself, she was just pulling a Neymar

by Alejaa July 27, 2018

Neymar junior

The most hottest and kindest most cutest man in the whole world

Homie: who you have a crush on?
Thottie: neymar junior

by Umzyx_m July 15, 2023

Yo Neymar sunny innit?'

When Jesse Lingard asked marcus rashford what they talked about in the tunnel with Neymar, Marcus told him they talked about "the weatha" Lingard responded: "NO NO NO NO NO, DO NOT EVEN-, THE WEATHA?! THE WEATHA?!" he was convinced he was lying so he sarcastically said "Yo neymar yeah Sunny innit?'" as a way to mock his answer.

"Yo neymar sunny innit?'"

by Hamify June 5, 2021

Neymar Da Silva Santos jr

Neymar is a 35 year old Brazilian soccer player who plays for Brazil and Paris-Saint-German. And was born on february 5 in mori das cruzes (ALSO CR7 BIRTHDAY ) Neymar also has a child named Davi Lucca. He also has lots of fans around the world , And his fandom name is "Neymarzete(s)''. He also speaks portuguese, french and English.

Neymar's nicknames : Ney, Ney Ney , Njr, Njr10, neymar jr, ney jr, menino (boy) ,handsome man and the 2nd goat

friend : oh, your watching psg vs _____ .
y/n: yeah...
Friend : wheres Neymar Da Silva Santos Jr ?
Y/n: right there next to messi and mbappe

by neywife February 2, 2023