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A weird stupid city that everyone thinks is from Rhode Island, so you'll end up having to explain, to someone out of *city* for that matter, that you don't live there. There is literally nothing in Newport to do, so all most people do is sit down and complain about it.
"Do you wanna go to Newport, Michigan?"

"No, I don't wanna be bored to death, thanks."
by Someone here. January 05, 2012
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