He is from new jersey so he makes everyone else look bad
by guyjohn March 18, 2009
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- House the show on Fox takes place in NJ
- We have the fastest rollercoaster in the world, Kingda Ka
- We have awesome beaches, LBI, Wildwood, Island beach etc.
- Queen Latifah, Redman, Derek Jeter, Kevin Jonas, all from NJ
- Sopranos a show on HBO about North Jersey mob
Ignorant dipshit: New Jersey sucks!

Me: Than why do we have two hit TV shows about us? Lots of beaches with huge waves, famous people, and the highest/fastest rollercoaster in the world?
by Jersey kid February 14, 2008
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the armpit of the united states. devils suck, the metolands suck, the giants suck (i know they're the NEW YORK giants, but they play in jersey), and whitney houston sucks.........bon jovi, ur still the shit.
new jersey girls aren't trash, trash gets picked up.
by fope-a-lope April 4, 2006
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A small state filled with people who has never left, but constantly talk about how it's the best state in the world. Filled heavily with guidos who come into Manhattan on the weekends and ruin the nightlife (not to be mistaken with Staten Island fucks who are hard to identify from the Jersey crowd to the untrained eye)

Basically just a bunch of people who don't know a world outside the Tri-State area.

Put them out of their element, and that spiked hair and $100 "expensive" jeans won't cut.

For the record, California is the best state, and I'm not even from there.
Ignorant Jersey Resident: Yo, mother fuckin New Jersey is the best fuckin State in the whole fuckin world. Yous got 24 hour diners all overs, you got shopping malls where you can stalk 17 yr old high school girls, you got 7-11's.

Anyone who has traveled: Yea they have that a lot of places. Besides, who goes to the mall after middle school.

Ignorant Jersey Resident: .....? What are you, lame? Who goes to the mall? Thats like saying, who doesn't spike their hair from their neckline up.... You're crazy.

Anyone who has traveled: Hmm...alright, I'm gonna head to the airport. Going back to LA, and then up to San Fransisco to meet up with some guys and drive up to Seattle, and visit a friend in Vancouver while I'm up there. I'll be back in New York in a week or so.

Ignorant Jersey Resident: You want a ride in my Z-28 IROC? Well check me out next week, I'm gonna be on MTV: True Life
by B-TCrowdHater January 17, 2008
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This state SUCKS. it smells. I live here, so i can say that. its gross. theres nothing to do. its not "urban" you cant walk ANYWHERE. i mean maybe compared to like pa. but please, they go to "the shore". the "shore" has no waves, heat, or cleanliness. its gross.
"Mom I don't feel good."
"Oh, we just entered New Jersey. It'll pass."
"EWW NEW JERSEY?!"
by kellllly July 25, 2006
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1.The garbage state.
2.We have stupid accents
3.It called JERSEY!
4.We are too lazy to pump our own gas!
I am from new jersey and i hate it that is why instead of the garden it should be GARBAGE STATE!!!
by Native2NJ July 24, 2006
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a state that wishes it were new york. most people from new jersey work in manhattan island.
new jersey: yeah, we kick ass! new york sucks!
NY: you don't kick ass, you smell like ass. big difference.
by Denia April 30, 2006
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