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Netflixobia 

Fear of others discovering the content of your Netflix queue.
Cause of the affliction is typically: 1)the presence of movies you'd never be caught dead seeing in the theaters but which you're secretly dieing to see, such as movies starring Amanda Bynes or movies based on Nicolas Sparks novels; 2) presence of classic movies like Star Wars or The Godfather, which you have never seen, and will be publicly reprimanded for having missed; 3) presence of all 7 seasons of Hercules: The Legendary Adventures
Girl 1: "I had to close my browser immediately so the cute guy in my office couldn't see that I added "She's the Man" to my queue."
Girl 2: "Sounds like a bad case of Netflixobia."
Netflixobia by greatkate January 30, 2009
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Netflixcoma 

Netflixcomacoma

noun
a state of deep unconsciousness that lasts for a prolonged or indefinite period, caused esp. by watching countless hours of Netflix | figurative a victim of a Netflix coma.
Greg: What are you doing tonight bro?
Gary: I am going to just chill at the house tonight and slip into a Netflixcoma
Netflixcoma by Outlaws40 January 7, 2011

Netflixomnia 

The inability to sleep because of watching NETFLIX
🔥 New shows and movies on NETFLIX cause me to have NETFLIXOMNIA

netflixosaurus 

Noun;(nēt-flīks-ösaurus); A person/creature who displays habits of extreme Netflix bingeing sessions lasting generally more than 10 hours, is primarily nocturnal, and knows all of the best shows available on Netflix.

Primary foods: Popcorn, Icecream, Bones, chicken wings
Mark is such a netflixosaurus! The new season of "House of Cards" came out yesterday and he has already seen all of it!
netflixosaurus by Boydardi February 6, 2017

NetflixOCD 

1) The inability to change the order of your Netflix queue once you've selected a movie/movies.
2) The watching of a movie from said queue for the sole purpose of crossing it off your list and getting to the next movie, and not because you actually wanted to watch it.

See also Netflixation, Netflixobia.
1)
Reginald: "Yes, Nigel, I would adore the opportunity to watch 'Office Space' with you this week, but 'Superman IV: The Quest for Peace' and 'Eagle Eye' are at the top of my queue and I simply MUST watch those first."

Nigel: "My word! You need to get over your atrocious NetflixOCD."


2)
Ilsa: "Ach lieben! I am quite NOT in the mood to watch 'Deliverance' after work today, but I'm watching it so I can send it back, dammit. I'm watching it RIGHT NOW.

Svetlana: "Well, I'll be down the street at the Krispy Kreme then, Cuz. You let me know how that NetflixOCD shit works out for ya. Holler."

Netflixion 

Netflixion
Noun net-flik-shuh n
1. Used to describe the condition of watching multiple episodes (or seasons), on Netflix without interruption.
2. A state of mental and physical paralysis. Feelings of loss, grief, and calamity may be experienced.
During recovery from this condition signs of withdrawal may be pronounced.
She has a mild netflixion, resulting in her being late for work.
Netflixion by Thinkone September 22, 2016

netflixion 

Illness due to inability to resist 'next episode'
This latest bout with netflixion is gonna keep me off me off my feet for a few days.
netflixion by BobBeck-AMP March 10, 2015