Netaphor

When internet glitches or error messages mimic religion, philosophy or other concepts from real life.

That error message said I should "contact the 'Web Master' and tell him what I've done wrong to cause it" just like some 'netaphor' for confession, Dude!

Netaphor by Ornatus Horrificus November 3, 2010

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netaep

An talented after effects editor on TikTok

“Hey have you seen netaep’s recent post?”

netaep by Netaep May 10, 2021

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NetCapped

Unable to do certain things on the internet due to slow or bad internet

Person 1: Can we stream the match at your house?
Person 2: sadly not I'm NetCapped :(

Person 1: Can we play online games at your house?
Person 2: Yes, but you gonna have high ping cause I'm NetCapped

NetCapped by xGiGsh May 21, 2021

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NotApproved

(Typically) a beaner who is horrible at everything therefore not being approved to join the army.

“Are you NotApproved?”
“I play cod and im racist. So yes, im notapproved.”

NotApproved by abaia July 21, 2023

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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