Neruda Schtick

The Greatest Cricket Bat Created. Forged in late 2020, the Neruda Schtick is a modified Wahu Plastic bat infused with the power of Communist Poet Pablo Neruda.

Person 1: Let's play crippet!
Person 2: Better grab the Neruda Schtick as its all-powerful
Person 1: yes x

Neruda Schtick by ffff// August 17, 2021

Neruda King 

A sad little boy who gets dogged by his girlfriend.

Did you hear Neruda King gets fucked by his girlfriend?

Neruda King by El papi benito August 18, 2021

dirty neruda 

When you dip your penis in mayonnaise and use it to make a sandwich for a disrespected friend

Fuck Steve man I’m gonna give him a dirty Neruda when he comes over

dirty neruda by JustimusPrime September 15, 2021

vashta nerada 

Vashta Nerada were swarming, carnivorous beings. The name meant "the shadows that melt the flesh".

"Stay out of the shadows. They're not shadows. They're the vashta nerada

vashta nerada by -Timelord November 26, 2013

nerual 

An extremely rad girl who typically flies under the radar.
Lauren spelled backwards.

guy1: Dude, who was that chick I saw you with in Oil City last night?

guy2: Man, that was nerual, she's fucking awesome.

guy1: Who?

guy2: Lauren. You don't know her.

nerual by Lauren Joyce January 22, 2008

Nerdatwat 

A cross between a nerd and a twat.

Boy definition: A huge dick head that tries to get attention and thinks they are very tough

Girl definition: a complete idiot that has no idea what the fuck is going on; a vagina

"Wow look at that nerdatwat taking off his shirt and showing off."

"I sent her fake dick pics and she thought they were real, whatta nerdatwat."

Nerdatwat by The pelican man April 30, 2015

Nerida 

A very rare kind of woman: Whip-smart, honest to a fault, fiercely loyal, and quite possibly the best lay you will ever have.

Neridas tend to be from a foreign country, are thin, have brown hair, and a penchant for impossible men. They sometimes pretend to like football if they happen to be dating a Brazilian footballer, but otherwise are not that in to sports.

Neridas make excellent friends and even better lovers.

My girlfriend sucks. I wish I was dating a Nerida.

That girl I met last night at the bar? I can't believe the crazy sex we had. She was a total Nerida.

Nerida by naked manatee February 6, 2010