The worst thing that has ever happened to you. Responsible for many sleepless nights and unproductive days. Will not stop shitting on your lawn. Will not stop attacking you when you’re just trying to walk in the neighborhood. Worst of all, he’s the one who got your 6 month old Yorkie pregnant.
My life has been a living hell ever since my neighbors got a dog. The neighbor’s dog has messed up many aspects of my life. I can’t sit in peace in my own yard.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 14, 2020
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when you and your neighbor are bored as hell and do some shat to make you un-bored
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I’ve got a neighbor from Indiana state that moved in next door. They have no children. They don’t wish to help me with anything. The wife is an selfish arrogant bitch and a fat cow. I’m a 16th generation Cajun man. I wish all of these douchebag transplants would just get the fuck out. They’re not from Louisiana and they aren’t even Catholic, wtf are they even doing here.
Don’t you wish your neighbors would just move out
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Two people who have had sex with the same person but not in the same hole.
Dude 1: yo I fucked my homie Ryan in the ass the other day
Dude 2: YOOO I fucked his face yesterday!!!
Dude 1: guess Eskimo neighbor’s bro
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Opposite of The Stranger, when you lay on your arm until it falls asleep, then proceed to beat your Bro J. Simpson’s naked gun, until the juice is loose.
Love The Neighbor as Yourself
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The dick that your neighbor penetrates you when you come around and help him
-Oh my god, my neighbor’s dick is huge!

-I know right?
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Sexual act where you first must smoke a blunt, eat tacos, and get a handy J from someone using your own hand. This sexual act is widely used in the Houston rave scene by Fuckboys
Wes: Yoooo I heard wolf cub gave Brandon a Friendly neighbor!
Rudeboy: Ha GAYYYYYUU
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