The act of blowing your load all over your phone’s screen after getting off to Japanese tentacle hentai.
Zito had a neckbeard screenshot last night after a long day of being horrible at his job.
by Yacomistemipito May 12, 2023
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Somebody that DEFINITELY respects women and ROCKS a fedora. They are just THE MOST PRETTIEST PONY OF THE BUNCH his mum told him that so it's true. His collection of 'My Little Pony' figurines are JUST THE MOST IMPRESSIVE AND AMAZING THEY'RE BETTER THAN EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD. A fine GENTLEMAN such as himself must be with a PRETTY, SKINNY, ASIAN woman. It's not HARD for him to get one because he's SO PRETTY. Also goes OUTSIDE A LOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. Always holding a katana and wearing a fedora to destroy the evil spirits of Anime show.
"I think James is a neckbeard. I'm not Asian, but hopefully he'll see me and fuck me"
by Crownat March 7, 2022
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