near beer

n. Non-alcoholic beer.

Near beer is the worst of both worlds: all the shitty taste of beer, and none of the fun!

by The Grammar Nazi January 3, 2002

Near Porn

Any non-pornographic picture of a hot chick.

I couldn't find my hustler, so i looked at some near porn.

by Mellon777 January 21, 2009

near beer

Non alcoholic beer that contains .5% or less alcohol and is aimed at those 18 and up or those wanting to watch their calories and/or alcoholic intake. Usually has the alchohol boiled out and is usually less flavorful and calorie rich than their alcoholic equivalents. Essentially Beer that you can't get intoxicated from. Usually labeled NA (Non Alcoholic)

O'Doul's and Sharps could be considered a "near beer".

Person 1: Hey pass me a beer

Person 2: Here is an O'Doul's.

Person 1: Don't give me that near beer crap. Got a real beer?

by Daschni May 5, 2010

the end is near

1. The world is about to end
2. If a fish ever says that to you, eat it

1. The end is near......
2. "The end is near" and gulp!

by Jiexi December 5, 2003

as near as damn it

(adjective) British slang for "virtually exact" or "so close as to appear correct."

"I say old chum, when I gave her that bukake it hit her in the eye, or as near as damn it."

by biggs33 March 8, 2006

pert near

If this word is used then you have located a hillbilly redneck.

I'm pert near to pushing that goat through that fence.

by ORMMER November 5, 2010

near and dear

Near and dear is an expression meaning those who are near to your heart and dear to you - that is, your loved ones (friends and family)

Guy A - "Whom do you care the most about ?"
Guy B - "The ones who are near and dear to me ".

by Techno Crazy March 15, 2017