Neapolitan Pretzel

After ejaculating in a woman’s anus you then proceed to shove a pretzel rod as deep as you can while maintaining a firm grip. Using a corkscrew motion you proceed to turn the rod and shove it in and out while not breaking the pretzel, all while she is thrashing. Quickly removing the pretzel yields a chocolate, vanilla and strawberry rainbow of feces, semen and blood. The pretzel may be shared by both as you cuddle.

I knew Kristen was a freak, but had no idea until she suggested we share a Neapolitan pretzel.

by Slippin' pee hands January 28, 2019

Neapolitan pussy

When a girl shave half of her pussy bald and Lefte 1/2 with hair the hairy part is chocolate the shaved part is vanilla and the inside of pink hence neopolitan pussy

Her pussy had three varieties of texture chocolate vanilla strawberry Neapolitan Pussy shaving is the best.

by Jeremy Is Lame April 10, 2020

Neapolitan Sandwich

A white male, asian male and black male all having sexual intercourse.

"Oh Kacper that neapolitan sandwich was great last night!"
"Indeed it was Sonny."

by Mystix35 August 15, 2019

Dirty Neapolitan

When a man scoops ice cream, inserts it in the woman's anus, and proceeds to have anal, but when finished, the man pulls out, and the woman licks the ice cream off his man-cone.

When Nick said he'd serve me a Dirty Neapolitan, it was an offer I couldn't refuse.

by BandanaBandit June 15, 2016

Neapolitan Hurricane

A Neapolitan Hurricane is the act of shitting, bleeding and cumming in a bowl, mixing the ingredients, consuming the mixture then vomiting it onto another person.

I had to take a shower after the raging Neapolitan Hurricane your mom gave me.

by JizzforDinDin September 22, 2010

Neapolitan Surprise

The act of discovering that during intercourse with a woman, your penis has been shit upon, and that said girl is also on her period; as well the discovering is marked by examination directly after your climax during vaginal sex.
Thus creating an instance of bloody shit covered cum dick, much like that of a neapolitan ice cream bar.

"Last night I had a surprise with the girl I took home..."- Unlucky Man 1

"What sort of surprise, dear friend?"- Dear Friend

"A Neapolitan Surprise"- Unlucky Man 1

*Vomits*-Dear Friend

by Not sure why I thought of this January 21, 2010

Neapolitan Shake

When you cum in someone’s mouth and pour cocaine in, then shit in their mouth and then punch them so hard they start bleeding.

Will: Yo, me and my girl broke up last night.
Peter: Why, what happened?
Will: She said I wasn’t kinky enough in bed, so I tried giving her a Neapolitan Shake.

by breezechain September 5, 2021