Phillip Lloyd Nolan 

This legendary douche nozzle is the epitomy of grease and a pure flounderous nature. This mongrel hails from London, Ontario, Canada. Those who plan to join a band should note never to go anywhere near this mutt. He is a true representation of what all Canadians strive to NOT be like. He takes pleasure manipulating and destroying his surrounding environment. If he asks you to join his band, no one will consider it a hasty decision if you tell him to piss off immediately.

"Do you know Phillip Lloyd Nolan ...?" Yeah, he fucked my girlfriend.

Phillip Lloyd Nolan by Flounder sound clown February 13, 2015

john nolan

he might be a sexbot
but he's a hot sexbot

john nolan is a sexbot

john nolan by rubyroobs July 10, 2009

Nolan Loss 

A borderline autistic kid who fights vegetables and claims he can bench 500lbs and think he can play in the NFL.

Nolan Loss is retarded.

Nolan Loss by Nigkiller35 October 2, 2019

Nolaning

The art of using a plastic carrier bag as a contraceptive.

Guy 1: So I was totally ready to bang this hot chick with an amazing poon, when I realised I was fresh out of condoms from camping last week.
Guy 2: Damn, did you do it bareback?
Guy 1: Hell no! I had a carrier bag in my pocket though, slipped that on and did a bit of nolaning. Caught my salad cream like turtle in a net!

Nolaning by The Janmeister October 22, 2013

nolanitis 

A deadly disease that results in severe itching between the upper thighs and makes you make a lot of cringey fortnite references. It also makes certain body parts balloon 3x the regular size.

nolanitis is a very serious disease and has killed many victims gruesomely. This is often associated with ligma balls and balanitis.

people who have the disease become stupid dicks and say 21 repeatedly.

Tyler : wtf he has nolanitis

Me: oof o god

nolanitis by findthecure21 March 21, 2019

nolawit 

Nolawits are hella smart. SO SMART!! She hates most people but When your in her inside circle never leave you'll definitely regret it. You have the best times with a nolawit. She is the person who is good at everything for some reason, and is just adorable. Can be extremely sweet, but unnecessarily mean depending on the person. Her style is fresh, pretty laidback. But is a crackhead with the right person.

Damn, did you see that! Shes definitely a nolawit

nolawit by Jjxusisisksnd March 15, 2021

Neola 

Neolas are a kind human beings who are

giving and loving .Neolas are usually quiet but will open up to people who they are quite close with .Even though it might not seem like it Neolas are up for new challenges and are very adventurous. Neolas are really pretty and everybody wants to be friends with Neola. No one really has problems with Neolas because they are usually kind and friendly.

Who is that girl ?
I don’t know but she must be a Neola

Neola by Giverr March 15, 2018