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A terrible town in the state of Mississippi. It possesses a few hotspots such as: (and limited to) The Shitty Movie Theatre, The Shitty Mall, The Shitty Bowling Alley, Wal-Mart. Natchez is a breeding ground for walking stereotypes, ranging from White-Trash to Rednecks to Black-Trash. At least 40% of the population is heavily racist, the 10% aren't, and 50% are the ones discriminated against but don't care because they are A. Too stupid or B. They deserve t. Natchez is famous for it's historical shit which has fallen into disrepair. No one gives a shit except tourists which make up 99% of Natchez's income, yet the locals hate. You will not move an inch without seeing three hotels within the same square foot. It's just impossible. In addition there is always a second (and usually third) church withing view. There is a balloon race every year that everyone flips the fuck out about, but always sucks and leaves you broker than shit. ($12.00 Hamburgers that taste like shit) These balloon races are loved by many as it is a wonderful excuse to get shit-faced. In addition the all the above, the following also apply: * Terrible School System * Lack of anything to do * High gas-prices and taxes * Lack of anyone with a decent I.Q. * City literally falling apart at the seams. * Wasting thousands of dollars on shit the city doesn't need to try to make it seem like it doesn't suck so much. Jack: Hey man, wanna go to Natchez?
Bob: No, fuck you. |
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