Nasty saggy titties. Sadly, some bitches are born with these. Learn to identify right away otherwise you'll be kicking your own ass later when you gotta deal with them. Feeling resembles the drooping arm fat of an obese person. Most moms who stopped lactating also suffer from these.
Titties are similar to the nasty Polynesian girls who grace just about every other page of the magazine National Geographic, hence the name.
Synonyms include "not so fun bags". Fun bags is a word for nicefun to play with, vuluptious titties and these are the exact opposite.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).