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A person with no soul. The only thing bigger than their inflated ego is the void that they demand others to fill.
The narcissist was left without an act once their puppet cut it's strings
by Oh hey just me here September 19, 2014
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1. Someone who always seems to turn the situation onto themselves. Instead of thinking about the other person they tend to focus on themselves and how they can benefit from the person or situation.

2. A person who is very good at manipulating others into doing what they want or making the other person feel that they're wrong in a situation when its clearly them. They love to make the other person feel like they're the crazy one.

3. A narcissist is someone who is arrogant, an exhibitionist, vain, manipulative, and greedy for admiration. Often caused by childhood trauma and PTSD. Narcissists do not do well with sharing, especially when it comes to relationships and friendships do to their need of attention and admiration. They crave attention and often get jealous when others receive it more than them. Narcissist cannot be helped because they usually do not know that they are narcissistic.
1. "I was trying to ask Jen relationship advice but all she could talk about was her relationship with Matt, what a narcissist"

"I was asking Joe for help with my car and the first thing he asked was if I'd pay him, I didn't even tell him what was wrong with it, he's such a narcissistic asshole"

2. "Frank I'm a little concerned that you are talking to other women behind my back and I'd like to talk to you about it"
"Are you cheating on me, Lisa! You must be! OH MY GOD, after all I did for you! I tell you everything, I DO. How could you do this to ME!? "

3. "I don't get why Rachel talks and flirts with every guy that I'm interested in, she says she's just trying to be a friend and 'seeing if he's a good guy for me' but showing him her boobs is not helping me see if he's a good guy for me, first of all she has a boyfriend, it's like if she's not getting all the attention, then no one can and I'm sick of it!"

"My best friend Brandi and her boyfriend Kyle just got engaged, they look so happy together, I hope they brake up..."
by snowprincessx December 03, 2014
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Someone so full of themselves that they think they can do no wrong. Believes they are always right, the best at everything and looks down on everyone else.
Coach Wade from Survivor has his head stuck so far up his own ass that his picture should be next to narcissist in the dictionary.
by survivorfan January 03, 2015
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1.Excessive love or admiration of oneself.
2.A psychological condition characterized by self-preoccupation, lack of empathy, and unconscious deficits in self-esteem.
3.Erotic pleasure derived from contemplation or admiration of one's own body or self, especially as a fixation on or a regression to an infantile stage of development.
a."That Bec Factor sends everyone photos of herself, ahh did someone say narcissist?"
b. Paris Hilton
by Mercedes April 25, 2005
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inordinate fascination with oneself; excessive self-love; vanity; takes way too many pictures of themselves
So self absorbed, they can't even notice when people don't like them, or don't want them around, or don't like their excessive singing.
Person1 - Who is that person?? They're a total Narcissist!
Person2 - Who, Amarie? Yeah, we know.
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Someone with their head so far up their ass they eat their own shit and think it's good and everyone else should think so too.
For examples of a narcissist see Stephenie Meyer, Steve Jobs
by Called By Cthulhu June 25, 2010
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A person that does not think of anyone else...just himself. Likes to hurt others, especially women, without remorse. Seeks options that only benefit him.
Brian Wilson, formally of Fox News, is such a narcissist.
by chitown chick October 16, 2010
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