When you're out with the lads and you're having a look in JD and you might fancy the Curry Club at 'Spoons but then your mate Callum who's an absolute ledge and the Archbishop of Banterbury says "Oi brevs let's have a cheeky Nandos instead" and you'll think "Top. Let's smash it."
Tool #1: Oi mate fancy a browse in River Island? Just seen a solid 10 bird outside
Tool #2: Na mate I'm off for a Cheeky Nandos instead
Tool #2: Na mate I'm off for a Cheeky Nandos instead
by SafeBoi May 13, 2015
Going all in against an apparently weaker opponent, only to get your arse kicked to the point that it's hanging out of your trousers
by Chuddernaut February 23, 2023
When you are out with a group of mates (friends) on the razz getting wankered (in the city getting drunk) and are hank marving (Cockney rhyming slang for staving) and you Say to your mate, (friend) appropriately dressed in chinos and a ralf Lauren polo shirt with a short back and sides hair cut, 'let's go to spoons (whetherspoons -British pub chain, very cheap) and have curry club (a meal deal on a Friday or similar). Smithy (nickname for someone with the surname smith I.e john smith aka smithy) who is a proper ledge (lengend) is like oi lads I've got mulla (money) left on my Nandos gift card I got for Christmas. and the banter train is at full steam ahead (everyone is really excited and having a joke in a semi drunk state and talking about guys things - girls they shagged, people they got into fights with etc.) they have a cheeky Nandos (it's cheeky because they are getting a discount off their friends card or that it wasn't planned since Nandos is generally quite nice and moderate pricing, probably the most expensive cheap night out where you could eat nice food and not make a scene with a group of ten while next to you there were a couple on a date.)
Me and my mates were out on the razz getting smashed and Gaz, proper ledge is like guess what lads, I got my Nandos card! So we head over for a cheeky Nandos
by Xuse May 13, 2015
Cheeky Nandos is when one visits the chicken restaurant chain 'Nandos' with a group of friends (top lads) who are in a high spirited mood making jokes (banter). You are probably already out in town, maybe drinking (on the lash) and you may feel hungry (proper peckish mate, hank marvin) so someone suggests a meal at Nando's. Everyone likes Nando's so the person suggesting Nando's will be congratulated (you fucking ledge, top lad). Because in Nando's, there is a tendency to overorder on food or order food which is too spicy, finishing a meal can sometimes require perseverance and stamina. When one finishes a 'Cheeky Nando's' they may again be congratulated (smashed it lads, fucking bossed it). It is the spontaneity and high spiritedness that defines this as a 'Cheeky Nando's'. A Cheeky Nandos would generally not be pre-planned.
by Kanthandlethebantz May 21, 2015
When you expect to go to Nandos as usual, but find that the visit/experience is more impudent or irreverent in a certain manner, typically in an amusing way.
The experience may also involve a slight tingling in the spine or rear-left corner of the mouth. This is due to an excess of Peri-Peri chicken in the blood stream.
Users who may experience "Cheeky Nandos" tend to be citizens who frequently shop at clothing chain stores in the city centre (eg - Urban Outfitters, Topshop, River Island).
"Cheeky Nandos" attire tends to consist of Converse/Flip Flops, accompanied by Skin-Tight Pants, commonly shorts. Alongside this are skimpily composed Vests/T-Shirts. The user tends to drown their hair in an orgy of gel, and apply Botox to each cheek.
The experience may also involve a slight tingling in the spine or rear-left corner of the mouth. This is due to an excess of Peri-Peri chicken in the blood stream.
Users who may experience "Cheeky Nandos" tend to be citizens who frequently shop at clothing chain stores in the city centre (eg - Urban Outfitters, Topshop, River Island).
"Cheeky Nandos" attire tends to consist of Converse/Flip Flops, accompanied by Skin-Tight Pants, commonly shorts. Alongside this are skimpily composed Vests/T-Shirts. The user tends to drown their hair in an orgy of gel, and apply Botox to each cheek.
"When your Nandos is extra cheeky."
"When your Nandos is cheekier than normal."
Per. 1 - How cheeky was your Nandos?
Per. 2 - Not as cheeky as I wished, but I heard of a really cheeky Nandos where a teenage girl dropkicked a toddler.
Per. 1 - *A-ok signal*
Per. 2 - Looks like someone had a cheeky Nando's.
"When your Nandos is cheekier than normal."
Per. 1 - How cheeky was your Nandos?
Per. 2 - Not as cheeky as I wished, but I heard of a really cheeky Nandos where a teenage girl dropkicked a toddler.
Per. 1 - *A-ok signal*
Per. 2 - Looks like someone had a cheeky Nando's.
by CheekiPeriPeri December 22, 2014
A term used to describe Nandos, being extra cheeky. This term is usually used by fresh lads that have just hit up the skato, looking for some fuel to continue the day being fresh/10 ign rating. These fresh lads are usually found wearing a YMCMB snapback with some designer sunnies, skinnies hanging low, a tight shirt, vans and most of all, some 420 socks. The top dog lad Matt says "Oi lads, lets go have some cheeky nandos at 4:20" the rest of the lads will reply with "fuck yeah, sounds tops lad". These lads are usually around the age of 12 and think they are the most hardcore mother fuckers. After having cheeky nandos, a swarm of snapchats from these fresh lads flood everybody's notifications with a topless selfie saying "Bout to hit da gym, its chest day again!".
Oi crew, lets go out for some cheeky nandos.
Lads, im feeling blazed as fuck and need some cheeky nandos.
Lads, im feeling blazed as fuck and need some cheeky nandos.
by Fresh Lad Jeff May 20, 2015
Nando's is a british restaurant chain which is particularly popular amongst groups of boys. These boys will invite all thier mates who they'll refer to as "the lads". They will take a selfie together where they all wear hype tank tops, skin tight jeans and nike hurraches accompanied with a snapback. They will caption this photo via instagram with " cheeky nando's with the lads" and maybe describe the experience as " top banta" . Describing it as cheeky is a popular trend amongst fuckboys and nothing about the experience is actually cheeky.
by emily x May 17, 2015