The worst place ever to exist on this plane. A building with subterranian qualities although build above ground, no windows are allowed to shine the light of god on it's halls. People at NCTAMS walk as if they are dead back and forth waiting for 12 hours to go by.
Sailor bob-Dude I got orders to NCTAMS! Shore duty here I come!
Sailor Jim- Wow man I hope you don't like fun.....
I heard NCTAMS is getting a whole A school class! That's 30 more sailors who will never reenlist.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).