NCHS (No Coochie Havin' Syndrome) is a serious physical disorder affecting around 21.3% of males. Its a disorder stemming form the lack of coochie, hence the name NCHS.

One of the only cures know as of June 2020 are female patients with LOD, also know as LOD-Syndrome (Lack Of Dick Syndrome)
Bro 1: Bro, i am seriously suffering from NCHS

Bro 2: You should find youself a bitch with LOD-Syndrome
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Non-Consentual Hoes are people who hit you I up all the time but you never want them to, but you deal with it anyways. You'll usually act interested when you're really not, but they don't know it. They will most likely follow you around if you actualy know them. If you only know them through social media they will most likely text you and be the most annoying people who will hit on you ever.
Person A : Hey we're are your usual NCH's ?
Person B : I don't know but thank god they're not mobbing me right now

Person B : ugh that girl is texting me again
Person A : aww you got yourself an NCH man
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