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1.
North American Roller hockey Championship
New jersey won the NARCh nationals
by John Bowman September 05, 2005
 
2.
Shortened form of awkward boy that hooks up with both of your roommates, and then denies it
Wow, narch is a complete and total tool. He stayed in Liz's bed, made out with Kate at Finny's, and then lied about it. They're hot- what's his deal?
by Julie Julie Bo Bulie November 20, 2007
 
3.
A way of saying "bitch" without "bitches" knowing about it. Or, a woman who thinks she's all that, but she ain't - she's just a bitch...you know, a narch!
So, Kathy came over and started spouting off about some bullshit right in my ear. What a narch!

Wow, dude - look over there! Hella narches!
by Narchmaster 3002 October 18, 2009
 
4.
a narch is an infected vagina
Dude- I was hooking up with this chick from the bar and 20 minutes in I realized she had a narch
by T Monster January 16, 2008
 
5.
It means cool, awesome, ratcal
That trick is so narch.
by jill F. April 23, 2008