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by John Bowman September 05, 2005
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A way of saying "bitch" without "bitches" knowing about it. Or, a woman who thinks she's all that, but she ain't - she's just a bitch...you know, a narch!
So, Kathy came over and started spouting off about some bullshit right in my ear. What a narch!

Wow, dude - look over there! Hella narches!
by Narchmaster 3002 October 18, 2009
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Shortened form of awkward boy that hooks up with both of your roommates, and then denies it
Wow, narch is a complete and total tool. He stayed in Liz's bed, made out with Kate at Finny's, and then lied about it. They're hot- what's his deal?
by Julie Julie Bo Bulie November 20, 2007
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a narch is an infected vagina
Dude- I was hooking up with this chick from the bar and 20 minutes in I realized she had a narch
by T Monster January 16, 2008
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It means cool, awesome, ratcal
That trick is so narch.
by jill F. April 23, 2008
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