Napbooking

The act of being surfing Facebook when napping. It's often done in bed on a cell phone, but also may be done with other mobile devices in another nap-friendly location, such as on a couch. Sometimes accompanied by a status update, regarding the fact that the napping party is also on Facebook.

I am napping while on Facebook. I'm napbooking.

Napbooking by flashadams May 24, 2010

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Napbation

When you masturbate before and after a nap.

Johnny masturbated, then took a nap, awoke and decided to masturbate again. Johnny just discovered Napbation!

Napbation by Paul Knightf October 16, 2009

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Napbation • Napber • Napbooking

Napber

A word that people will try to find different justifications for but is just not a word

Hey how was your nap?
It was great

So it was like the Amber of all naps?? A napber
That’s not a real word

Napber by DD Alwhiney August 11, 2019

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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