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Nintendo Blow 

The act of blowing on something that ain't working, presumably to remove dust, in the hope that you will try again and it will work.
Origin: Nintendo cartridges were notoriously sensitive to dust.
Slacker1: Man, this tape wont go in the VCR!
Slacker2: Bro, give it the ol' Nintendo Blow.
Nintendo Blow by Henning January 19, 2004

Nagito Komaeda on the Nintendo DS 

“Hi, it’s me, Nagito Komaeda on the Nintendo DS

Nintendo Switch Online 

A horribly-handled online service for the Nintendo Switch.
John: "Quick! Give me a way to waste my money!
Jack: "Nintendo Switch Online"
John: "Works for me"
Nintendo Switch Online by VinMannie September 19, 2018
1) (Noun)
Material of a larger work (literary or otherwise) that is lacking in substance, attraction or worth, and therefore provides nothing to its supposed audience: The opposite of content (noun), usually generated when the author/creator is lazy, apathetic, takes their audience for granted and/or has abandoned the larger work summarily.

Used primarily to describe Web sites.

2) (Noun) (Variant)
Something expressed through some medium, as speech, writing, etc; that is empty or devoid of any substantive matter, whose only purpose is to perpetuate or justify the existence of the container/medium within which it exists.

Related: Filler
1) "This Website hasn't been updated in ages! Instead of news, information or downloads, it's just had months and months of nontent."

2) "That film was a waste of time. It basically had 1-2 watchable sequences, but the rest was nontent."
Nontent by DougNY January 17, 2008

Nintendo Logic

When, in a Nintendo-published video game, the physics and design that work in the game are totally impossible or rather irregular in real life.
It's a bunch of Nintendo Logic that a boat that floats in lava will collapse if it hits a wall at low speed.
Nintendo Logic by DonPianta November 8, 2009

Nintendo Ninjas 

Nintendo Ninjas are people who drove around suburban area looking for people using illegal ROMs of their games.
The Nintendo Ninjas took down Plainrock124!
I'll be next I used a ROM.
Nintendo Ninjas by PhotonNitron August 8, 2020