A person that keeps tabs on people only through myspace status updates, pictures, and comments; someone who spends so much time on myspace that they lose touch with the real world.
by jennaisreallyreallyamazing July 17, 2008
the 14 year old on youtube that assaulted his brother at the threat of unplugging his myspace is a myspace cadet.
by bulviecuntpuncher March 22, 2009
by Adman12 March 24, 2006