by chribistibiniba February 23, 2010
A phrase women don't understand, they simply give a face of repulse to this phrase.
On a hot and humid day a man's genitals will chemically fuse to his legs in a hot sweaty mesh. Of which time said man will state this line.
On a hot and humid day a man's genitals will chemically fuse to his legs in a hot sweaty mesh. Of which time said man will state this line.
Tom Cruise: Why didn't you bang her last night, man? She totally wanted you!
George W. Bush: I know man, but I told her that my balls are sticking to my legs. No chance I would've gone through with that going on.
Tom Cruise: Yeah, true ... California summers.
George W. Bush: California summers ...
George W. Bush: I know man, but I told her that my balls are sticking to my legs. No chance I would've gone through with that going on.
Tom Cruise: Yeah, true ... California summers.
George W. Bush: California summers ...
by Nutthead June 19, 2010
if you are being constantly bitched at you have to "piss down your leg" so you don't make any nose when you pee because you might get bitched at for that too.
My girlfriend is always bitching at me, I pretty much have to piss down my leg so that doesn't make her mad too.
by eviIthot September 24, 2021
The fish in spongebob who always screams my leg in the background of episodes that dont include him.
Spongebob was a hall monitor and directed traffic. Everyone crashed...
guy who always screams my leg: MY LEG!
guy who always screams my leg: MY LEG!
by Kayrowe November 14, 2009
This is what you might say after being paralyzed.
Or blown up.
Usually what someone would say in a crappy 1990s world war 2 movie. Or in other words “my legs! My legs!” Found in spongebobs bitch ass background character “the bitch”
or what your mom would say after we had the sex
Or blown up.
Usually what someone would say in a crappy 1990s world war 2 movie. Or in other words “my legs! My legs!” Found in spongebobs bitch ass background character “the bitch”
or what your mom would say after we had the sex
“Holy shit! A landmine!”
“noo! Don’t step on that!” (This is said in a stereotypical nerd voice).
“Uh oh I’m gonna step on it!”
This is where your blow up and your legs get severed from your waist
“Ouch ooh, ow. My legs. I can’t feel my legs.”
You then bleed out and nobody comes to your funeral
“noo! Don’t step on that!” (This is said in a stereotypical nerd voice).
“Uh oh I’m gonna step on it!”
This is where your blow up and your legs get severed from your waist
“Ouch ooh, ow. My legs. I can’t feel my legs.”
You then bleed out and nobody comes to your funeral
by Plunkton May 23, 2022
You tell me that you've worked as an airline pilot and a surgeon, too? Go on ... you'd piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining.
by ursamel June 24, 2007
by Filthyness January 9, 2011