My Ass is an Asshole

When your ass is most active at inconvenient times.

Scenario 1: You are on a bus that is full, but silent and you really need to let one rip
You (Silently talking to self): "My ass is an asshole at the current time..." *PRRRRRT*

*1 million eyes in your direction*
You (Talking aloud): "Shit..."

by I-Am-The-Cold July 24, 2014