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Ashleigh!
The Muteress!
A Shunty Blind Mute Who Gets Lost In Carparks, Receives Sexual Calls At 2 In The Afternoon, Enjoys Wooden Boats And Shannon Knowel!
Ahh As If!!!
M.C. Muteress!
Oww Ashleigh You Mute (In The -Ress Way
M to the U-Te-Ress!
by The Muteress and The Mutelator February 22, 2005

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