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An orange with smaller, oddly shaped slices found in the center of the fruit. The opposite of an ideal, evenly-sliced orange. Usually accompanied by a sigh. Also known as a navel orange. Here, let me peel that orange for you ... Oh wait. There's way too many slices in here. It's a mutant orange. Sucks for you.
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