A mixture of one's urine and feces.
Man, I'd like to eat her mustard.
by footlicker March 26, 2011
Top Definition
As in good, not as food but naming or calling something 'mustard' means this is good.
'Last Night Was Mustard'
'That Game Was Mustard'
by SM66 November 07, 2007
Good, Pleasing to oneself, exciting
That's fair mustard innit bruv.
by Jimbo Jet Set October 23, 2003
Another slang word for money, similar to 'cheese'.
"...Friends want to leave when they see you outta mustard..."
-Lil Wayne
by JoSé February 18, 2005
British slang, originating from Pilsley, Derbyshire: A weak expletive which shares both its definition and conventions of use with the word bastard. Originally, "mustard" was used to refer to a child born out of wedlock, but through a process of semantic broadening, it is now mostly used as a general pejorative term. It can be used both as a noun (see example one) and an adjectival intensifier (see example two). The word bastard is used in precisely the same way. As an antidote to your ignorance, other examples of intensifiers are: fucking, bloody, chuffing, sodding, etc.
Example one: My phone's such a mustard; the autocorrect feature has made a fool of me yet again.

Example two: Arghh, my mustard phone has caused me ridicule!
by Coconut Noggin. February 10, 2012
The substance which Cackletta's most favorite student, who is named Fawful will spread on the sandwich of said bad guy's desire. The mustard of Mario and Luigi's doom
Princess Peach’s voice will soon be the bread that makes the sandich of Cackletta’s desires! And the battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!
by aaron the bannom November 23, 2003
A school safe way of saying bastards. When in school, using mustards is a way to insult someone directly in front of authority with no fear of retaliation or punishment.
Those kids outside were being a bunch of mustards.
by Ashiewashie February 13, 2011
Something that makes you loose the game.
1: "Hey guess what?"
2: "What?"
1: "Mustard."
2: "Damn, I lost the game."
by MustardMakesYouLoseTheGame November 24, 2010

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