Top Definition
1. A condition of abnormal facial hair development.
2. The inability to grow an adequate mustache (if one exists).
3. To grow facial hair that resembles a pervy old man or sexual predator.
The man's severe case of mustachular dystrophy caused him to be mistaken for a sexual predator.
by Turdikin August 15, 2012
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